Olive Oil: Some Novel Applications

Olive Oil: Some Novel Applications

Who doesn't like olive oil on salads and for cooking? It's the best, adding that special fragrance and flavor that is unmistakable. But, we've discovered two recent uses for it that are equally appealing. And, they work...we've tested them and report excellent results!

No. 1: Do you own anything made of stainless steel? Calling stainless steel "stainless" has to be the cruelest marketing joke of all time; damn stuff shows every finger mark!

  Well, apply olive oil to your stainless steel, in a small quantity, and those annoying smudges disappear. We've paid good money for commercial stainless steel cleaners that haven't worked worth a damn. Olive oil just does and it's cheap and totally nontoxic. Duh! Why don't the olive oil manufacturers market this benefit?

No. 2:  Do you burn oil candles or lamps? If so, do you buy lamp oil that stinks, that stains, and that is toxic? Well, simply replace it with olive oil. Get a good wick, anchor it, and voila, lamp oil. Jesus, why didn't I discover this 40 years ago?

There is no smell, no toxic stuff to store, and if your pet tips it and drinks it, no vet bill or nasty stain to clean! Oh, and save money, too.